There's some idiot on the pitch, they think it's all over...it is now!

When you thought that football couldn't get any more bizarre check out the man in black who sends off the Dorchester Town player/manager for tackling a streaker.

A PENSIONER whose sandwiches poisoned 47 police officers has been given a suspended jail sentence and ordered to obey a one-month night-time curfew.

A new material that could be used to create a real-life Harry Potter-style "invisibility cloak" has been designed by British scientists.
The material, called "Metaflex" may in future provide a way of manufacturing fabrics that manipulate light.

APOLOGIES for the delay - I'd like to say it's been unavoidable but it's really due to summer indolence.

But now we're back - try this one on for size....

A UNIVERSITY lecturer has revealed how he helped show that gamblers were being fleeced on a seaside hoopla stall in Blackpool.

An Arabic country's ambassador to Dubai has had his marriage contract annulled after discovering the bride was cross-eyed and had facial hair.

A farmer who secretly built a castle and lived in it for four years while it was concealed behind bales of straw today lost a High Court bid to save it from being demolished.

TWO British men have been fined by a court in Poland for pigeon tossing.

A 59-year-old Brazilian man has surprised his family by turning up at his own funeral, reports the BBC.

NINE women who thought they were taking part in a Big Brother style Turkish reality show were actually being filmed for internet porn sites.